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If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

— Albert Einstein

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Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

– Marcel Proust

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The future ain’t what it used to be.

– Yogi Berra

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Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

– Charles Schulz

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The unfed mind devours itself.

– Gore Vidal

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Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things.

– Peter Drucker

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We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.

– Anais Nin

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

– Robert A. Heinlein

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We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we’re curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

– Walt Disney

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Choice, not chance, determines your destiny.

– Aristotle

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